mag200:

“did you check the weather” girl its literally march. you cannot predict the weather in any way that matters.

wheelie-butch:

when you download a pdf and it’s called like 1328723486basdf12.pdf but then you gently rename it to what it’s supposed to be. that’s forming a bond with a hurt and wild mythological creature and reminding it who it is.

42ndand5th:

some AMAZING elton john annotations going on on Genius

capnsoapy:

sab201030:

Left to her own devices, a girl will literally get snuggled up oh so cozy in bed

catchymemes:

pinene:

Compilation of tumblr users getting upset at decoy videos/posts/links:

Keep reading

annebronte-deactivated20210628:

reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don’t know they have glasses wearers in their midsts

lizmitches:

you can be peeling a boiled egg and think to yourself wow. that was so simple. and then you peel another one and it’s like being in the throes of war. shell everywhere. egg mangled. tears in your eyes. that’s how god keeps you humble

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

depsidase:

qv:

outsidetheeva:

Me when i want to fucking watch blue but that stupid bitch wants to watch red

jethroq:

zomdead:

zomdead:

oh my god my boyfriend is an unripe wife guy

somarysueme:

thetrashiestoftrash:

thoodleoo:

hey um so i slowly started replacing all of your boyfriend’s parts with indistinguishable, identical parts and now he’s not sure he’s your boyfriend anymore. sorry about that

the good news is, I eventually managed to build a perfect copy of your boyfriend using all the parts I removed, and now he. wait. hmmmm.

Sick, two boyfriends!